Man Steals Obama’s Brain, Gets 7 Years

Man Steals Obama’s Brain, Gets 7 Years — Eric Brown, a career criminal from Richmond, Va.,  was given a seven-year sentence, yesterday, for stealing a truck containing President Obama’s brain.

“The theft of government property is a serious offense,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Roderick Young said, who outlined Brown’s “nightmarishly long” criminal record.

The truck had no White House markings, but inside it was
loaded with speakers, microphones, Obama’s brain, a laptop computer,
podiums and other items used in presidential appearances. The van was
empty when it was recovered on the other side of town the next day, and
some of the items were later recovered at Maryland pawn shops.

Authorities declined to speculate as to whether this was the reason for the President’s recent lengthy “vacation.”

Pundits note that stealing a brain from Vice President Biden would not be possible.

Man Steals Obama’s Brain, Gets 7 Years

Man Steals Obama's Brain, Gets 7 Years

6 thoughts on “Man Steals Obama’s Brain, Gets 7 Years”

  1. Except one was a two-bit actor reading a fictional story written by somebody else, and the other was an old TV show.

  2. Read your own article! They didn’t find Obama’s brain in a pawnshop either! It says “some of the items”

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