Obama, The Petty President — You know those White House tours President Obama cancelled to save money for the sequestration?
Cryptowit
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got.
Art Buchwald
Honor Flight One Last Mission Sold Out
Honor Flight One Last Mission, which was a documentary about how the Honor Flight program affected a Wisconsin town, played a one-night stand to a sold out house at the Edgmont Regal Theater.
It was excellent and well-made and there was not a dry eye in the house.
Honor Flight One Last Mission Sold Out
Omnibit Of The Day
There are exactly 336 dimples on a golf ball. Count them.
–William Lawrence Sr.
Progressive Personal Attacks And How To Deal With Them
Progressive Personal Attacks And How To Deal With Them
By Walter Hudson of PJMedia.com
Realize that ridicule is at root an expression of insecurity, an eruption of vitriol from a caldron of cognitive dissonance. Pity your attackers. They walk away from your encounter as impotent as they came,refusing the insight you graciously offer. Is this arrogance on your part? Not at all. Arrogance is pride unearned. You are right, and you objectively know it. The arrogance is theirs.
Progressive Personal Attacks And How To Deal With Them
Alvin Lee R.I.P.
Alvin Lee R.I.P. — Guitarist Alvin Lee died yesterday, March 6. He was 68.
R.I.P. Alvin
Alvin Lee R.I.P.
Questions Off The Internet
Questions Off The Internet Courtesy of Cathy Martin
Why do supermarkets make the sick and frail walk all the way to the back of the store to get a carton of milk and/or bread while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do people leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the street and put their junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
EVER WONDER ….
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Questions Off The Internet
Cryptowit
By William W. Lawrence Sr
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Answer to yesterday’s puzzle: I am heartily rejoiced that my term is so near its close. I will soon cease to be a servant and will become a sovereign.
James K. Polk
White House Chief Calligrapher Paid $96,725
The White House Chief Calligrapher is paid $96,725 per year. Her two deputies get $94,372 and $85,953.
Sequestration has not cause them to lose their jobs.
White House Chief Calligrapher Paid $96,725
Catholic Church And Hugo Chavez
Catholic Church And Hugo Chavez — Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan strongman who died yesterday after turning his oil-filled nation into a crime-ridden economic basket case, hated the Catholic Church in the same way Hollywood does.
Here’s an article by Bridget Johnson describing the relationship.
Speaking truth to power is never easy.
Catholic Church And Hugo Chavez
