We just saw the front page of the most recent National Enquirer in the Shop Rite.
It carried the words “Impeach Obama Now”
Day: June 13, 2014
Joggers in America William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 6-13-14
According to our resident expert on such matters there were 18 million joggers in America in 1983 — one third of whom were women.
Baldness Cured Via Laser Hat
Baldness Cured With Laser Hat
A guy tinkering in his garage has cured baldness by inventing a laser hat, at least according to Bloomberg Businessweek.
The inventor is Tamim Hamid is a former NASA research engineer, who has degrees in electrical engineering, computer engineering and biomedicine. His company is Theradome.
The hat contains 80 lasers that mimic sunlight and help bring hair follicles back to life. It is based on research from the mid-60s in which Dr. Endre Mester while trying to trigger the growth of cancerous tumors in rats miscalibrated a laser resulting in the growth of hair instead.
The product was financed with crowdfunding via IndieGoGo. Hamid’s motivation was, well, take a guess.
The devices cost $795 and as of now are only approved for use by women. Approval for men is expected soon though, according to Hamid.
Baldness Cured Via Laser Hat
Global Warming Crisis Debunked Decisively
Global Warming Crisis Debunked Decisively
Professor Christian Schluchter of the University of Bern — that would be in Switzerland for any Obama voting hipsters– has decisively debunked the alleged crisis called global warming.
Schluchter found 4000-year-old chunks of wood at the edge of Swiss glaciers in the 1990s. This indicated that back in the day the Alps were almost glacier free, even through the time of Christ.
That’s right, back in Roman times when there was no cars and coal plants it was a lot, lot warmer.
This would mean that any warming has nothing to do with man and warm is a lot better than cold.
This means we don’t have to sacrifice our freedom and modern conveniences to appease Gaia, and enrich and empower shysters.
No, Obama-voting hipsters, Switzerland is not in the United States. It’s in Europe. That’s on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean. You know when you go to the Jersey Shore to get drunk and see the big waves? Europe is on the other side of the big waves.
Global Warming Crisis Debunked Decisively