Hot Dog John Fetterman

Hot Dog John Fetterman — John Fetterman, the angry, racially problematic man who wants to be Pennsylvania’s next senator tweeted this morning: I don’t know who needs to hear this but while you paid $7 for a hot dog this 4th of July weekend, Tyson Foods posted nearly $1 billion in profits last quarter. (Whispers: corporate greed)

So, um, John, where was all this corporate greed three years ago when the price of a hot dog was $1.50?

Hot Dog John Fetterman
Hot Dog John Fetterman

Georgia Guidestones Blown Up Or We Scare Ourselves Sometimes

Georgia Guidestones Blown Up Or We Scare Ourselves Sometimes — The Georgia Guidestones, that mysterious and diabolic monument that exhorted the creation of a utopia via eugenics and the killing of 7 billion persons, was blown up real good about 4 a.m., yesterday, July 6.

The structure was unveiled March 22, 1980 in rural Elbert County. Those responsible for erecting it are unknown albeit billionaire Ted Turner is widely suspected to be one of them.

During the statue toppling epidemic of 2020 a prominent one in Washington of Albert Pike came down and we felt ourselves strangely satisfied.

We suggested the Georgia Guidestones be put on the list. Danged if it wasn’t.

Georgia Guidestones Blown Up Or We Scare Ourselves Sometimes
Good Riddance

Be a good one William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 7-7-22

Be a good one William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 7-7-22

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William Lawrence Sr Cryptowit 7-7-22