This modern parable about New York justice was written by Benny Johnson and found on Twitter.
Lady: You raped me Guy: No. I did not Lady: Yes you did Guy: When? Lady: I don’t remember Guy: uh? Lady: “Rape is sexy” Guy: This is insane Lady: I’m suing you to prove it Guy: ok NY Jury: He didn’t rape you Guy: Thanks NY Jury: Now pay her $5,000,000.00 Guy: WHAT!?
