Little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.
“How did you know it was dead?” asks the teacher.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move says the boy.
“You did what!?” shrieks the teacher.
“You know, explains the boy. I leant over and went pssst and it didn’t move.”
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